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Barely · The Starter Set

One box. Nothing to work out.

Stop guessing which one is safe.

One set, chosen by a sexual wellness educator, with every material disclosed, everything you need to clean it, and the guidance to actually use it. If it does not work in ninety days, we replace it.

Get the Starter Set, $89 →

Ships in plain, unmarked packaging with a neutral sender name. Or it is free.
90 daysFaulty or stops working, replaced. No forms, no return postage.
100%Plain packaging, or the order is on us. No exceptions.
1 educatorEvery piece picked by hand. Email her before you buy.
Why this is harder than it should be

The industry is not required to tell you what it is made of.

  • Sex toys are sold as novelties, which means they sit outside the safety testing that applies to anything you would put in your mouth.
  • Porous materials hold bacteria and cannot be properly sanitised, and nothing obliges a seller to tell you which is which.
  • "Body safe" is a marketing phrase. It has no legal definition and no test behind it.
  • So you are asked to choose between four hundred listings, on price and star ratings, with no way to compare the one thing that matters.
  • And you cannot ask anyone, because who would you ask.

You could learn all of this yourself. Or you could take the set that someone who does this for a living already narrowed down for you.

What is in the box

Everything you need, and nothing you do not.

Assembled so there is no second purchase, no compatibility problem, and nothing to research.

Bloom, the clitoral suction pieceOur best seller. Pulsing air rather than a hard buzz, so it suits people who find direct vibration too much. Gentle enough to be a first piece, capable enough to stay a favourite.
$69
Buzz, the compact bulletPrecise where Bloom is broad, and small enough to travel. Between the two you can find out what your body actually responds to, rather than guessing once and giving up.
$39
The Body MapWhere comfort, tension, desire and boundaries actually show up in your body. So the piece is used with some understanding rather than by trial and error.
Free tool
The Comfort ToolkitSimple tools for physical and emotional comfort, for the part nobody sells you.
Free tool
The material disclosure, in writingWhat it is made of, how to clean it, which lubricants are safe with it. Stated on the page, not hidden in a spec sheet.
Included
The ninety day replacementFaulty or stops working inside ninety days and a replacement ships. No forms, no return postage.
Included
Bought separately$69 plus $39. The set saves you $19, because a first purchase should not cost you more for being cautious.
$108

The Starter Set

$89

One payment, in United States dollars, saving $19 on the two bought separately. Ships in plain unmarked packaging with a neutral sender name, and a discreet descriptor on your statement.

Get the Starter Set → Questions first? Ask an educator before you buy
Two promises, in writing

It works, and nobody knows what arrived.

Intimate products cannot be returned once opened. So rather than pretend otherwise, we guarantee the two things that are actually ours to get right.

  • Faulty in ninety days, replaced. Email us. A replacement ships. No forms, no return postage, no photographs of you holding a receipt.
  • Packaging not plain, order free. Unmarked outer, neutral sender name, discreet statement descriptor. If yours arrives any other way, we refund it in full and you keep the set.
  • Ask before you buy. Email with what you are unsure about and an educator answers, not a sales script. Including "is any of this for me", which is a fair question.
  • Your statutory consumer rights apply regardless, and nothing here limits them.
Before you buy

This is not for everyone.

Get the set if

  • This is your first, or your first in a long time, and you do not want to research materials for an hour.
  • You would rather one considered thing than four hundred listings.
  • Discretion actually matters to you, at the door and on the statement.
  • You want to know what it is made of and be told plainly.

Do not get the set if

  • You already know what you want. Browse the full range instead, it is all held to the same standard.
  • You want internal or dual stimulation specifically. Start here rather than with this set.
  • You are looking for the cheapest option. We are not it, and the reason is the first section of this page.
  • You would rather understand before you buy anything. Read the beginners guide first, it is free.
The questions everyone asks

Answered plainly.

How discreet is the delivery, really?
Plain outer packaging with no branding, no product names, and nothing on the outside that indicates what is inside. The sender name on the label is neutral. If it arrives any other way, the order is free.
What will it say on my statement?
A discreet descriptor. Product names do not appear, and neither does anything indicating what you bought.
What does body safe actually mean here?
Non porous, phthalate free materials that can be properly cleaned: medical grade silicone, ABS plastic, borosilicate glass or stainless steel. Nothing jelly, nothing scented, nothing that degrades or holds bacteria. The material is stated on every listing. Read the full standard.
Can I return it if I change my mind?
Unopened with hygiene seals intact, within 14 days. Once an intimate product has been opened we cannot accept it back, even unused, for health and safety reasons. That is why the ninety day replacement and the ask-first email exist instead.
Who actually chose these?
Hope, an educator rather than a buyer, against a published body safe standard. Twenty three products in the whole range rather than two thousand. The rest did not make it.
I have a question that is not here.
Email hello@schoolofsexualwellness.com and an educator answers, usually within one business day. Questions before you buy are welcome and always have been.

Barely products are for personal wellness and pleasure. They are not medical devices and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any condition. Full terms are in our refund policy and on Support and FAQs.

One decision

One box, chosen by someone whose job this is.

Ninety day replacement. Plain packaging or it is free. An educator on the other end of the email if you are unsure.

Get the Starter Set, $89 →

Not sure? Ask first · Or browse the full range